Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Pregnancy Diaries 4: Saat Samundar Paar (Across Seven Seas)

Pregnancy provided me with the happy opportunity to be a full-time home maker. I quit my job, as I really didn't think being in a stressful sales job would enable me to have a "happy" pregnancy. With Worse Half away in Charlotte, I moved in with my parents and soaked in all the love and pampering. This meant that I wasn’t even a full-time home maker (or half-time, for that matter) It simply meant that I was back to my college days, living with my parents, tanking up on home-cooked meals and pretty much doing nothing. In short, bliss.
My gynaecologist was a wonderful support, ensuring that absolutely nothing went wrong this time round.
I finally flew in to be with Worse Half in the second trimester. My gynaecologist, who is a pucca Anglophile and felt far more comfortable about the UK healthcare system, than the one in the US, eyed me with concern and announced.  “Never been there, never want to,” even as he flipped through his British Journal of  Medical names to quadruple-check on something.
After all the necessary, unnecessary and incidental checks, my gynaecologist gave me the go-ahead to fly. However, he dished out some pretty unnerving instructions. "You have to set an alarm every 45 minutes and ensure that you walk. In your current condition and weight, in case you develop Deep Vein Thrombosis,” he said, very very grimly, “There is only one outcome. DEATH!" I paled and nearly cancelled my tickets, but the thought of not seeing Amit at all through the pregnancy made me resolve to fight even potential death. That and the knowledge that Worse Half too, was truly missing me.
In fact, he was missing me so much that he had to fly down to New York every other weekend to drown his sorrows with his friends. It was only after much merry-making and marking territory through the bars of New York, could he overcome his deep sorrow. (I know, Reader that you were beginning to wonder where the Beer Bellies part fitted in! :-) - it's not me!)  I simply couldn't bear to see him suffer so. Here I was in India, consumed with nausea and heart-burn getting poked with every possible injection and Worse Half all alone, all all alone in Uncle Sam's land. Tragic...I simply had to make the trip.
And so there I was on the flight to Charlotte. Amit had thrown caution to the winds as far as our steadily depleting bank balance was concerned and had flown down to take me back with him. My gynaecologist’s words rung in my ears and by the clock on the dot, you would see me scuttling up and down the aisles in the aircraft. Hup two three four, hup two three four. I would just have to mention that my legs were feeling "tingly" and Worse Half, freaked out by the thought of Instant Death on the flight due to Deep Vein Thrombosis would be on the job, massaging them vigorously. Need I say that this was the last time?
And with that, I managed to "conquer" Deep Vein Thrombosis, Death and other such Dark prophecies and make it safely to Charlotte.

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